I bought a big ass king size bed to sleep like a mother fuckin king. Dead straight in the middle like a god damn final boss, yo.
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My preference is to sleep in the middle. With a twin on either side. In practice this means clinging onto the edge of the bed to avoid being pushed out by the wife or the dog.
I read this as a twin (chick) on each side. That's hot, man.
Whether I'm single or in a relationship I tend to just sleep on one side of the bed, even though I have a queen. It's like I'm afraid of sleeping in the middle or something...
And your tits sleep on the other side? It makes sense.