Baby Dry Spell

lapdance gone wrong.
she wore a sequin g-string and frankly I could feel the rhinestones and stuff grinding against my leg like a #8 grit sander.

now I know the pleasure/pain thing. not that I like it but now I know.

:lol: Silly women. "Omg here you like this?" rub rub rub.
 
Ah Jeez, I can see it now . . . .



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am in the only one here disturbed by the pattern on that horrid couch. also, YAY KAKZ
 
i had a nap at 4pmish and i had thee most fucked up dream

i was on a cruise, but the ship never left port.
i was on vacation but i was also working on the ship.
i was screwing around with this fellow tourist..who was also screwing around with this other girl
her kid played with my kid at the beach.
so i asked my nanny to befriend her nanny for secret info.
he kept lying to me, he kept lying to her
but our sex was fantastic.
i decided to set up a stripper pole by the kitchen in the ship and started stripping to get his attention
it worked
he was all over me and told me he would even count my tip money
so i was so happy
but when i looked back he was on the back of a wagon, pulled by a horse and he was taking off with all my money.

i got pwnd in my own dream.

FML