Flytrap #2 - Possible NSFW Content and WAW fail , Whiskey Bacon and tamale hootch

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I dunno.. I guess having someone here threaten to try and get me fired and deported gets under my skin.. You all are always telling me this is just the internet, but when I'm at risk of real life troubles from this place, I don't take kindly to people spreading heinous shit about me like hitting my wife, even if it is in jest, due to what the possible consequences could be.

Ninja please you were like this long before floptical lost his biscuit.
 
Yes. Duh.
For lunch?
It would drown the pain of having to listen to this girl. We call her "shampoo girl" because she walked into the lunch room one day a year ago and interrupted everyone's conversations:

"Do you guys use shampoo? Cool! So do I! Except I started making my own, since it's so much cheaper and it makes my hair prettier and awesomer than anyone's who uses regular store-bought shampo (insert scoff noise here)".

And picture while she's saying this, that she sounds like an agitated duck on helium.
better get johnson & johnson. no tears! :p
i've already used up my tears today, kthx :p
 
When she said this comment after she called herself a "newly titled hair expert", I pointed to my friend with the chrome dome and said "I think we should ask the real hair expert in the room what he thinks"

she defriended me on facebook like 5 minutes after she walked out of the room :lol:
 
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