Ontopic Interwebz Love

I want to ask out the chick I met in line at dunkin donuts the other day but I have a fucking cold sore :rant:
 
Whoa, one can fuck on the internet?

I did find a vibrator that used a cell phone to turn it on and off. When you make or receive a call, the egg vibrates. It vibes for 30 secs for every incoming or outgoing text message. That's close enough, right?

Too bad they are out of production :( My order was cancelled :(