Halp So, I'm trying to be nicer to people at work

Face it, Kyle. You're an asshole. A douche. An experiment in failed compassion and human misery. Forcing pleasantries and small talk on inferior and obnoxious coworkers will only exacerbate what makes you such an unbearable sonofabitch.

It's like you know me.
 
Face it, Kyle. You're an asshole. A douche. An experiment in failed compassion and human misery. Forcing pleasantries and small talk on inferior and obnoxious coworkers will only exacerbate what makes you such an unbearable sonofabitch.

My motto is "Do one thing, do it well."

Being a magician didn't work out, so I figured "Hey, trying being professionally abrasive to everyone around you."
 
So I just spend 20 minutes trying to explain how to plug a power cable into a laptop.

To a M.D. of Radiation Oncology.

And her Assistant.

They still couldn't figure it out.

I have to drive round trip from Tampa to ZH just to plug in a laptop.

Kyle, don't ever feel like your wrong for disliking people. They don't deserve to be liked. They are all fucking dumb.
 
So I just spend 20 minutes trying to explain how to plug a power cable into a laptop.

To a M.D. of Radiation Oncology.

And her Assistant.

They still couldn't figure it out.

I have to drive round trip from Tampa to ZH just to plug in a laptop.

Kyle, don't ever feel like your wrong for disliking people. They don't deserve to be liked. They are all fucking dumb.

I am disappoint.
 
Dan used to work with a woman who refused to learn how to turn on her computer. She said it was too complicated. Every morning he'd have to stop by her office to push the button for her. I don't think she deserved to breathe but who am I to judge? I'm working on being more pleasant this year.
 
So I just spend 20 minutes trying to explain how to plug a power cable into a laptop.

To a M.D. of Radiation Oncology.

And her Assistant.

They still couldn't figure it out.

I have to drive round trip from Tampa to ZH just to plug in a laptop.

Kyle, don't ever feel like your wrong for disliking people. They don't deserve to be liked. They are all fucking dumb.

you went to the zephyr hills?
 
One of my co-workers, who sits in an open cubicle area outside my office, routinely lets her cell phone ring, as she sits right next to it, because she doesn't feel like answering it. This is really only made horrible by the fact that she has this loud, obnoxious, repetitive ring and her voicemail only picks up after 6 or more reps.

Screw being nice to office workers.