Halp So, I'm trying to be nicer to people at work

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And some of them are making it really tough. What do?

Also, you could wash laundry on my abs these days.
 
If they are not nice back to you, just ignore them. They are not worth your time or awesomeness.

As for payment for my help, I request a full detailed pictorial portfolio of said abdominals to be sent to [email protected].

Thank you.
 
I don't have the patience to be nice to stupid people. Also, my abs are pretty solid these days as well, I'm down about 15 pounds in the last 3 months or so.
 
I don't have the patience to be nice to stupid people. Also, my abs are pretty solid these days as well, I'm down about 15 pounds in the last 3 months or so.

If I plan to visit, I will take the pics myself, but until then, please send a documentary of your abdominals to [email protected] for proofreading. Thank you.
 
Face it, Kyle. You're an asshole. A douche. An experiment in failed compassion and human misery. Forcing pleasantries and small talk on inferior and obnoxious coworkers will only exacerbate what makes you such an unbearable sonofabitch.
 
I told my boss today that I feel horrible. He said it was probably from riding my motorcycle in this rainy wet weather. Then he proceeded to assign me a lot of work orders spread all over downtown so I'll have to go outside and ride more in this weather. Wtf asshole?


Doesn't he know that there are people like kyle out there ready trying to run into me?
 
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