Ontopic Buddhism

I'm part Muslim, part Jew. It means I can't blow myself up on a Saturday. Apparently God doesn't believe in me. Does that make him ahumanist?

sent from the other side of Hell using psychic powers.
 
I meditated today. it was wonderful...it still takes me a while to clear my mind... but when i do...its incredible. i feel so light..


i have a feeling this post is only going to come back and bite me in the ass...
 
I believe what I want, I take what I need and hope that it benefits other people as a consequence. Pretty kickass really.

Fair enough but I don't really think you should call yourself a Buddhist then. You're essentially following your own philosophy to be a good person but happen to associate with Buddhists more than others.
 
I was sharing them with someone who wanted to know. And I really couldnt give two fucks if you want to judge my religion. I'm me, you're you and I don't really give a fuck what lies between or what you think of me, nor should you care what I think of you. It's a shame more people don't realise this.