what in the fuck, they're calling for 14-18 inches of snow here on Sunday.
I'm supposed to drive like 60 miles to my grandmother's 88th birthday party
what in the fuck, they're calling for 14-18 inches of snow here on Sunday.
I'm supposed to drive like 60 miles to my grandmother's 88th birthday party
88? why isn't she in florida yet?
I dont think canada has the mandatory "send them to florida to die" law like the us does
space cadet?
So I think I AM subscribing to the keeks diet program. I have been shitting 3 to 4o times a day now. I have been drinking over a gallon of water a day to keep hydrated. By the end of the day I am shitting half digested food particles. It's kinda spooky actually.
Dude eat some glitter
Itll make it all that much more fun
and some marbles. the clanking around in the bottom of the toilet is hysterical
just got one of my grandparents annual xmas gifts in the mail. 5lb granny smith apple coffee cake. I'm convinced each slice of this thing has an entire stick of butter in it.
from this place www.mackenzieltd.com
you can't eat 5lbs of that...
so send me a slice. PIF bitch, you ever heard of it?