Pics To me, Hitler is better than if I could have sex

This thread has ruined my life. All I do now is fip, have sex with IBWIP, and play paintball trying desperately to decide which is the most fun. It's exhausting.

have you tried shooting him with paintballs whilst having sex with him?

*head explodes*
 
This thread has ruined my life. All I do now is fip, have sex with IBWIP, and play paintball trying desperately to decide which is the most fun. It's exhausting.

Can you shoot the paintball gun WHILE taking it from behind by IBWIP sitting on a riding horse?
 
Isn't this your thread? Have you even been reading it up to this point?

Not anymore it's not.
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