Petunia
COVID POSITIVE FOREVER
I've ALWAYS wanted to drop a nasty shit on the plane. Sadly, my shit doesn't stink very often.
i always shit on a plane. every single flight. never fails.
i think its the whole 'air sick' thing. you would figure i would be used to it by now since i have flown hundreds of times.
but no... there i am.... 20 thousand feet in the air... pinching the wickedest loaf