Flytrap #2 - Possible NSFW Content and WAW fail , Whiskey Bacon and tamale hootch

[JAXvillain]

Why not just eat and have sex then? People are so stupid.

if you throw in watching tv you've got george costanza

 

[fly]

ok, the times are staggered so they all show at the same time.

But that isn't true. There is an actual time difference between east coast and west coast.

 

[plot]

Maybe, but some are staggered. Nobody cares about the left coast anyways.

 

[fly]

Maybe, but some are staggered. Nobody cares about the left coast anyways.

Lets run off and make some meth

 

[fly]

LOL Nerds with sodium



"Hey remember that time you stole the toluene?"

"Yah dude"

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Your poor planning isn't their emergency. I think you will be sadly disappointed if you go in with that story. I encourage you to fight the ticket, but I doubt that EXCUSE (or any other) is going to cut it.

Yep, the sooner you realize that no-one cares why you're late the easier your life will be.

Hiring a lawyer is the only surefire way to fight it.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Maybe, but some are staggered. Nobody cares about the left coast anyways.

And that is the crux of the biscuit right there.

 

[plot]

Lets run off and make some meth

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Beer

 

[Mrs. Valve]

Your poor planning isn't their emergency. I think you will be sadly disappointed if you go in with that story. I encourage you to fight the ticket, but I doubt that EXCUSE (or any other) is going to cut it.

It's not a matter of excuse. It's a matter of I have to fucking report this to cover my ass in case anyone from either of those agencies asks any questions. My "excuse" is that I stopped at the fucking sign.

 

[Valve1138]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Well fuck, I just got banned at 4chan.

How the hell did you manage that?

 

[Duke]

There is a massive market for it... why not?

There is a massive market for porn too but I don't see you getting naked.

 

[dbzeag]

There is a massive market for porn too but I don't see you getting naked.

She doesn't have her meth addiction to pay for yet.

 

[dbzeag]

Thoughts, you gun toting hippies?

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/2...erving_7_years_for_guns_he_owned_legally.html

New Jersey man serving 7 years for guns he owned legally

 

[plot]

Gonna be an awesome lawsuit once he gets freed.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Gotta love a story that has stuff like this in it:

due in part to a 2009 case in which he dismissed animal-cruelty charges against a Moorestown cop accused of sticking his penis into the mouths of five calves. Morley said there was no way of knowing whether the calves had been "puzzled" or "tormented" by the officer's actions.

 

[b_sinning]

Was the car guy flipping even alive when they started beating the shit out of him? He looked pretty limp.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

I love dc traffic

Sent from bloody mobile phone.

 

[fly]

It's not a matter of excuse. It's a matter of I have to fucking report this to cover my ass in case anyone from either of those agencies asks any questions. My "excuse" is that I stopped at the fucking sign.

That's fine. But the court doesn't care WHY you broke the law. Its your job to explicitly prove that you either: didn't break the law in any way or the officer did not follow proper procedure. And he said, she said ain't gonna cut it either. Short of that, save yourself the court fee...