Flytrap #2 - Possible NSFW Content and WAW fail , Whiskey Bacon and tamale hootch

[Briki]

Why doesn't she just take the vacuum cord to him like my mother did?

 

[JAXvillain]

Why doesn't she just take the vacuum cord to him like my mother did?

vacuum cord?
every time a vacuum starts up do you duck and run for cover as a result?

 

[Briki]

vacuum cord?
every time a vacuum starts up do you duck and run for cover as a result?

No. I bark at it.

 

[polo]

Shave random stripes into it, and give yourself a black eye with a doorknob, tell everyone you were attacked by hairdressers.

you have thought about this before...

too planned...

 

[Briki]

Black mothers don't play around. They're not going to go through that whole hot sauce/cold shower thing. That's much too much work.

 

[plot]

if I ate heart healthy soup on the side of a fried chicken bacon bbq sandwich do they counteract each other?

Why would you eat heart healthy soup when you have all that other good shit to eat?

 

[JAXvillain]

Why would you eat heart healthy soup when you have all that other good shit to eat?

I got the soup instead of fries

 

[eileenbunny]

what indicates they're fake to you? I was posting the boobies, not the rest of her

Just they way they look and how they are attached to her. I don't know how to describe it...it's just obvious. Women with boobs that big that are natural don't generally look that...good (although good isn't the right word here, I just don't know what is)

 

[eileenbunny]

Her boobs aren't fake. She has lots of other pics out there and they hang naturally.

Links? I don't know who this chick is and I'm also lazy. Normally I'd want to say it didn't matter because she's revolting anyway, but I'll bite today. Back up your claim and I'll concede.

 

[eileenbunny]

Speaking of speculums, time to go get one rammed up my coochie. Fun times.

 

[JAXvillain]

Q. What can i do to get carmex chapstick out?
my roomate left her chapstick (carmex)in her jeans when i was doing our laundry, it was empty, what can i do to get it out of my darks?

A. Rub dawn dish soap into the oily spots and it will come right out...I`m sure any dish soap will work, and shampoo might even get it out....Just make sure you rub it in good and let set a few min. before you wash...

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060928200328AARA9TT

 

[dbzeag]

i haven't been able to find the time to get a haircut for the past two fucking weeks, and it doesn't look likely this week either.

for fuck sake. i look like a scandinavian.

 

[dbzeag]

I got the soup instead of fries

You are doing it wrong.

 

[kiwi]

Q. What can i do to get carmex chapstick out?
my roomate left her chapstick (carmex)in her jeans when i was doing our laundry, it was empty, what can i do to get it out of my darks?

A. Rub dawn dish soap into the oily spots and it will come right out...I`m sure any dish soap will work, and shampoo might even get it out....Just make sure you rub it in good and let set a few min. before you wash...

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060928200328AARA9TT

So, basically exactly what I said. If you have a grease stain, use dish detergent.

 

[JAXvillain]

the guy on the right has this look that's saying "dear god, please don't let him shank me. "

 

[JAXvillain]

So, basically exactly what I said. If you have a grease stain, use dish detergent.

yup, you nailed it. *high 5*

 

[b_sinning]

I bet he wasn't drug free when he got those face tats.

 

[JAXvillain]

 

[Dharma1521]

This slightly retarded kid keeps riding his bike next to the cars in my parking lot, let me note that the parking lot has 5 spaces, this is not bike riding room. Today the kid slams into the bush right next to my neighbors car. I've told the kid a million times, don't ride next to the cars, but the tard won't listen. So I go inside and look out the window and the slow kids sidekick spits on my car.



It took everything in me not to slap that child. He obviously needs to be slapped. This is a 6 year old who spits on peoples cars.

I swear the next time that kid spits on my car, I'm telling him about Santa.

Then the easter bunny.

Then god.

 

[plot]

I swear the next time that kid spits on my car, I'm telling him about Santa.

Then the easter bunny.

Then god.

start out with the tooth fairy.