How the world lines up if it all kicks off:
CHINA - Will probably stick up for North Korea. Why do you think they try this shit in the first place?
UNITED STATES - US soldiers will be desperate to fight for a country full of horny Asian girls in mini-skirts.
BRITAIN - Korea was probably part of the British Empire at some point, so we will be duty bound to help America commit savage war crimes.
GERMANY - God knows, but lets hope it's on our side.
ITALY - God knows, but let's hope it's on their side.
BRAZIL - We're not sure if Brazil has an army, but if it does, it's probably gay.
INDIA - Will favour the South due to the North's competing inexplicable space programme.
JAPAN - The Japanese have long coveted North Korea as a place to stack their rubbish.
FRANCE - Don't seem to be answering their phone at the moment. How odd.