Ontopic WWIII

[my little brony]

the US has 25k troops there. it will be over in minutes. it's the guys that wear dresses and hide in caves we can't deal with so well.

our 25k wouldn't be much help, ROK has a million of their own

the problem is that kim jong il isn't very ronery, motherfuckers have eight million in their reserves and another ten million available for conscription on top of their million active duty. it would be a zerg rush the likes of which have never been seen

 

[Sarcasmo]

Plus they have enough conventional explosives to level Asia 43 times. That's a lot of bombs, bullets, and missiles. Not bad for a country that produces nothing and can't even feed its own people.

 

[JAXvillain]

we just carpet bomb the bitch and it's over in minutes. not like it's going to happen anyway. just sayin

 

[tre]

so rone-ry....

 

[Sarcasmo]

You need a massive buildup if you're going to carpet bomb on that scale. That would be pretty obvious, and would lead to a preemptive avalanche of shells from Best Korea.

 

[DJBrenton]

Carpet bombing worked out so well in Vietnam too.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Carpet bombing worked out so well in Vietnam too.

Now they keep selling me area rugs.

 

[JAXvillain]

Carpet bombing worked out so well in Vietnam too.

we haven't figured out how to fight guerrillas yet. we can topple an organized army in days though.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Carpets are porous though, need something impervious, like marble slab.

 

[JAXvillain]

meant to post this here, not the fly trap

 

[b_sinning]

We can't carpet bomb because the bleeding heart public says it's not fair.

I think it's dangerous to rely on china as an ally. They've been trying to kill us with lead paint coated products for years.

 

[tre]

I think it's dangerous to rely on china as an ally. They've been trying to kill us with lead paint coated products for years.

and melamine, don't forget that.

 

[JAXvillain]

sweet, sweet melamine

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Not to mention cheap welds on jackstands, engine lifts, etc.

 

[JAXvillain]

Not to mention cheap welds on jackstands, engine lifts, etc.

you mean the entire store harbor freight

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I have a bike lift from there that seems to be fine, but a 250lb bike isn't going to tax it much, not when the average mellican's easy chair needs to hold that much.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

we haven't figured out how to fight guerrillas yet. we can topple an organized army in days though.

And when the entire population will defend the country? (same went for Vietnam I suppose resistance wise)

 

[Petunia]

ok...so what happened?
is the war over?

 

[Sarcasmo]

North Korean troops pulled out of the South Korean peasant girl.

 

[Petunia]

booooooooooo