GAY Har de har, it's 9 weeks and a bit til Christmas

I have my wifes main gift on layaway and will pick up a few things for my son on Friday. I'll start work on pissing everyone else off on Thanksgiving so I don't have to buy them any gifts.
 
I have my wifes main gift on layaway and will pick up a few things for my son on Friday. I'll start work on pissing everyone else off on Thanksgiving so I don't have to buy them any gifts.

hopefully you're giving her the gift that keeps on giving; a divorce.