GAY Ladies, thoughts on milky substances?

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Sometimes I use my spoo as glue to seal envelopes and affix stamps.

 

[dbzeag]

NO... Its just that JIZZ can be clumpier and gooey and salty as fuck. its way grocer

It's already deep down your throat (if you are doing it right) so you unfortunately can't enjoy the nuanced flavors.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

it tastes like shit.

ok so if i had the kak allllllllll the way down mah throat and you busted...down my throat, id puke.

That would be a bonus!

 

[kiwi]

it tastes like shit.

ok so if i had the kak allllllllll the way down mah throat and you busted...down my throat, id puke.

This. Is it sexier to spit or to gag and throw up all over right as you cum?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Yeah puking afterwards is more specialised so you can charge more for it.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

This. Is it sexier to spit or to gag and throw up all over right as you cum?

Gag every time you fool.

 

[dbzeag]

Gag every time you fool.

This. Just dont' throw up when you gag. That is the fine art of BJs.

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[kiwi]

This. Just dont' throw up when you gag. That is the fine art of BJs.

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Yea, not possible.

 

[dbzeag]

Yea, not possible.

Just keep practicing. Lil'Man can't be THAT big.

 

[kiwi]

Just keep practicing. Lil'Man can't be THAT big.

The shot of goo is the part I can't stand, the texture is just too much and I can't handle things shooting down my throat.

 

[tre]

FYI, I'm told it tastes the same when there's no sperm in your goo. Texture is the same too.

 

[dbzeag]

true story

i was coming down with a bit of the sniffles and my exboyfriend made me some chicken noodle soup...
later on that night he wanted to have sex and i was eeww i dont feel well, so then hes like go down on me
so i was ya ya whatever.. so i proceeded...
i was feeling sicker... so the asshole KNOWING how much i hate to swallow holds my head down and busts down my throat and guess whaaaaaaaaaat... chicken noodle soup all over his sexy abs... lol @ the noodles in his belly button.

damn you bitches need more practice! also what an ungrateful bastard for doing that to you, though.

 

[dbzeag]

The shot of goo is the part I can't stand, the texture is just too much and I can't handle things shooting down my throat.

So then have him shoot on your lovely mammories and slowly rub them with the well-earned fruit of his robust and gargantuan loins.

 

[dbzeag]

FYI, I'm told it tastes the same when there's no sperm in your goo. Texture is the same too.

Pics or shens

 

[tre]

Pics or shens

how does one take a pic of a taste or texture?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Yea, not possible.

Practice makes perfect!!

 

[dbzeag]

how does one take a pic of a taste or texture?

Texture is easy, just a shot as a stream is dripping from her lips to your head.

Taste is a shot of her face at the very moment you shoot your seedless juice into her mouth, to capture her expression on taste.

Or you could snowball her. That's an option, too.

 

[dbzeag]

Practice makes perfect!!

This.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Also kiwi I'm sure dbz would know about it as I have no idea but apparently you can get some anaesthetic spray/gel or something you can put in your mouth so you don't gag etc.

 

[kiwi]

Yea, so the bigger thing is, why make sex unfavorable to me? If I'm going to have to sike myself up to do something that is uncomfortable for me, it's going to make me dread sex, it will become an awful chore and not an intimate moment for both of us. So I can either continue what I'm doing, short guy seems satisfied, or turn it into something I hate, Hmmmmmm, hard decision.