Hey, be working this monday?

They need to decide one way or the other on Columbus day as far as a time off holiday is concerned.
 
I am working. Well, I am werking it, bitch, but I am also at work, too.
 
my only coworker is off this week and we're already a man low on my team. so, that means I'll be doing 3 jobs this week instead of the 1.5-2 jobs I've normally been doing as of late. fuck.
 
That's my regular monthly workload.

join the club. I'm also dealing with our top execs in a multi billion dollar company who could probably make sure I never worked in this state again if I were to fuck something up or piss them off. that doesn't add any pressure to the job at all!