Hawt College Football: Week 5 Enough cupcakes, Main Course time.

Coqui

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Reminder that the game is listed under the home team's conference.

BCS Conference Power Rankings:
SEC, Pac 10, Big 10, Big 12, ACC, Big East

ACC
Overall 26-17 Top-25 0-9 OOC 21-12

Saturday, October 2
12:00 PM Florida State @ Virginia
12:00 PM #16 Miami (FL) @ Clemson
3:30 PM East Carolina @ North Carolina
3:30 PM Virginia Tech @ #23 North Carolina State
6:00 PM Duke @ Maryland
7:00 PM Georgia Tech @ Wake Forest
8:00 PM Notre Dame @ Boston College

Notes: I'm really reserved about picking Va. Tech again, but they may have turned the page.

Big 12
Overall 36-8 Top-25 0-3 OOC 34-6

Thursday, September 30
7:30 PM Texas A&M @ Oklahoma State

Saturday, October 2
12:00 PM Kansas @ Baylor
3:30 PM #21 Texas vs. #8 Oklahoma
7:00 PM Georgia @ Colorado
7:00 PM Texas Tech @ Iowa State

Note: The Red River Shootout lost a lot of glamour after poor showings from both teams.

Big East
Overall 15-13 Top-25 0-7 OOC 15-13

Saturday, October 2
12:00 PM Vanderbilt @ Connecticut
2:00 PM Tulane @ Rutgers
3:30 PM Florida International @ Pittsburgh
7:00 PM Florida Atlantic @ South Florida

Big Ten
Overall 34-8 Top-25 1-3 OOC 34-8

Saturday, October 2
12:00 PM Northwestern @ Minnesota
12:00 PM #2 Ohio State @ Illinois
3:30 PM #19 Michigan @ Indiana
3:30 PM #11 Wisconsin @ #24 Michigan State
8:05 PM #22 Penn State @ #17 Iowa

Notes: If Penn State can get a semblance of offense going, this will be a chance at returning to national prominence.

Conference USA
Overall 22-24 Top-25 0-5 OOC 16-18

Saturday, October 2
7:00 PM Tulsa @ Memphis
7:00 PM Southern Methodist @ Rice
8:00 PM Marshall @ Southern Miss

Independents
Overall 6-5 Top-25 0-3

Saturday, October 2
12:00 PM Temple @ Army

Mid-American Conference
Overall 18-32 Top-25 0-9 OOC 13-27

Saturday, October 2
12:00 PM Ohio @ Eastern Michigan
1:00 PM Kent State @ Miami (OH)
2:00 PM Idaho @ Western Michigan
3:30 PM Buffalo @ Bowling Green
3:30 PM Ball State @ Central Michigan
6:00 PM Northern Illinois @ Akron
7:00 PM Wyoming @ Toledo

Mountain West
Overall 18-18 Top-25 0-9 OOC 13-13

Saturday, October 2
2:00 PM #5 TCU @ Colorado State
2:30 PM Navy @ Air Force
6:00 PM UTEP @ New Mexico
10:00 PM #25 Nevada @ UNLV

Pac 10
Overall 25-13 Top-25 1-4 OOC 21-9

Saturday, October 2
3:30 PM Washington State @ UCLA
6:30 PM Arizona State @ Oregon State
8:00 PM Washington @ #18 USC
8:00 PM #9 Stanford @ #4 Oregon

Notes: Both Stanford and Oregon have good defenses this season, but Oregon's offense is as explosive if not moreso this season compared to last years.

SEC
Overall 33-14 Top-25 3-10 OOC 22-3

Saturday, October 2
12:00 PM Kentucky @ Mississippi
12:00 PM Alcorn State @ Mississippi State
12:00 PM Louisiana-Monroe @ #10 Auburn
3:30 PM Tennessee @ #12 LSU
8:00 PM #7 Florida @ #1 Alabama

Notes: I think Florida will get exposed this week.

Sun Belt
Overall 9-23 Top-25 0-4 OOC 4-18

Saturday, October 2
7:00 PM Louisville @ Arkansas State
7:30 PM Louisiana-Lafayette @ North Texas

WAC
Overall 16-17 Top-25 0-6 OOC 15-16

Friday, October 1
8:00 PM Brigham Young @ Utah State

Saturday, October 2
8:00 PM UC Davis @ San Jose State
8:00 PM #3 Boise State @ New Mexico State
10:00 PM Cal Poly @ Fresno State
11:30 PM Louisiana Tech @ Hawaii


NCAA Games of the Week - Rather than just follow College GameDay like I did in other weeks, I'm just going to point out the highlight games of the week to watch.

#7 Florida @ #1 Alabama
#21 Texas vs. #8 Oklahoma
#11 Wisconsin @ #24 Michigan State
#22 Penn State @ #17 Iowa
#9 Stanford @ #4 Oregon
 
What a pitiful showing for OSU, Coqui. Jesus

We always play Illinois close.

So how dead does Denard Robinson need to be before Michigan realizes they can't do shit? Seriously two games in a row injured....and he's just starting the Big10 and almost lost against the team predicted to finish dead last in the conference?
 
Whatever. The Buckeyes looked fucking flat, and they're #2? WTF

Michigan has a horrible defense. This is well known. I really hope they fire what the fuck ever their defensive coordinators name is. And he has a bruised knee. He left than came back. Shit happens. See: Terrell Pryor :D

edit: And if by some act of God, he lasts the whole season, the Heisman will be a landslide. First QB to ever have two 200 yard passing and rushing games in a career. And he's a sophomore.
 
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Whatever. The Buckeyes looked fucking flat, and they're #2? WTF

Defense wins championships. Illinois didn't do shit after their first drive. They got in field goal range due to an interception putting them in great field position. Then only one other drive allowed them to get into field goal range again. Other than that, Illinois didn't do jack.

Add Pryor's injury, and the rain, and that severlely hampers an offense. Seriously, all we ever did was an off tackle run. (Literally the same play 35 times in a row) If Illinois couldn't stop it, then that was their own fault.
 
edit: And if by some act of God, he lasts the whole season, the Heisman will be a landslide. First QB to ever have two 200 yard passing and rushing games in a career. And he's a sophomore.

Even if he lasts the whole season, these stats will end either next week against MSU or Iowa. I guarantee it. (Next week I will be picking MSU to win - just telling ou that already)
 
And neither did OSU. Talk about overranked...

Compared to the previous games? No we didn't.

2 rushers just under 100 yards or over 100 yards? That's considered par for the course for any team.
76 yards passing considering the rain and wind? Not bad. (Seriously, Illinois tried a 30 yard field goal and missed. It was short but perfectly aligned - that's how bad the wind was)

And by Illinois not doing jack, they needed a trick play to score on their first drive. Almost all their yards were on that first drive. After that first drive, they only had 1 drive longer than 20 yards.

Regarding our ranking, that all depends on October 16th and the first two games in November. We'll find out then.
 
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I really, really don't like how our team is entering games ASLEEP. At least we manage to wake the F up and play some real football, eventually :p
 
:lol: Sorry I only pick teams that play more than 2 quarters.

Hey we woke up in the 2nd. That counts as three :p
We had a hell of a rest of the game trying to make that comeback. The Wolfpack has massively sandy vaginas now, complaining about how football is a two-faced bitch. Well, that's what happens when you LEAVE the game after the first half. Silly NCS :p