Halp Cooking dinner for some pompous a-holes

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

tell the buttpuppet to bring his own dang food then

 

[dbzeag]

tell the buttpuppet to bring his own dang food then

Funny enough he's bringing brownies, which I am allergic to

 

[G-Shock]

Wait you're allergic to NUTS?


haha IRONIC

 

[dbzeag]

Wait you're allergic to NUTS?


haha IRONIC

No, chocolate. Actually caffeine.

 

[dbzeag]

Holy cow. Chim just finished the shopping $150 later we have a counter full of veggies.

I can get a double patty burger for $0.99 but actual good food is $150?

 

[my little brony]

Holy cow. Chim just finished the shopping $150 later we have a counter full of veggies.

I can get a double patty burger for $0.99 but actual good food is $150?

because of stupid fucking hipsters like your friend that drive up the demand

 

[b_sinning]

Holy cow. Chim just finished the shopping $150 later we have a counter full of veggies.

I can get a double patty burger for $0.99 but actual good food is $150?

It's sad that junk food is way cheaper than healthy food. That is why we've become a fast food nation.

 

[dbzeag]

It's sad that healthy food is way cheaper than junk food. That is why we've become a fast food nation.

Um I think you have that backward.

And had these people seen Food Inc.....

 

[b_sinning]

I meant the other way. I'll fix it. It must have been the junk food I was eating.

 

[fly]

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB100...75343130457388718.html?mod=WSJ_LifeStyle_Food

Vegan by mental defect

 

[Syrup Beaver]

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB100...75343130457388718.html?mod=WSJ_LifeStyle_Food

Vegan by mental defect

French fries and chicken fingers

 

[JAXvillain]

French fries and chicken fingers

with a mixture of dijon mustard, mayo, hot sauce and honey to dip them in.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

chicken hips in buzzard gravy

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Damn, so much for only gaining 6lbs today

 

[eileenbunny]

I thought the casein free thing was only supposed to be for autistic kids anyway. Are you having autistic people over for dinner.


I really have no room to talk since the list of things I'm not supposed to eat is lengthy. The difference is that I don't really ask people to cook based on my dietary needs. I don't trust them anyway because label reading is tedious and boring and nobody really wants to do it. I can't blame them, I don't want to do it. It takes all the fun out of eating and getting fat.

 

[my little brony]

Are you having autistic people over for dinner.

they're vegans



so yes

 

[dbzeag]

Dinner turned out amazing, just an FYI.

Pita - http://www.grouprecipes.com/61081/gluten-free-pita.html

Tabouleh - http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/kathleen-daelemans/tabouleh-recipe/index.html
NOTE - Pine nuts instead of bulgur

Hummus - http://allrecipes.com//Recipe/real-hummus/Detail.aspx

Tahini - http://mideastfood.about.com/od/dipsandsauces/r/tahinirecipe.htm

Lettuce Wraps - http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/19/dining/191vrex.html
NOTE - Made with shittake and portabella. Marinated with red wine and balsamic vinegar + other things.

Baba Ghanouj - http://www.greatpartyrecipes.com/babaghanoujrecipe.html

Shish Kabob - http://www.recipezaar.com/recipe/Grilled-Veggie-Shish-Kabobs-93267

Rice - http://recipes.wikia.com/wiki/Qabili_Pilau
NOTE - No chicken (obviously) but rather casein/gluten free veggie broth

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I hope you got a blow job or something out of it cuz that looks like it was a lot of work

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Hey, that sounds just like my lunch only I ate a big slab of butter and cheese topped with a pound of raw hamburger meat.

 

[tre]

Hey, that sounds just like my lunch only I ate a big slab of butter and cheese topped with a pound of raw hamburger meat.

butter? were they out of crisco barrels again?