WTF Anyone else have a spontaneous eruption of POO?

Duke

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May 12, 2008
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What a weird week.

Started on Friday. Hanging out with the gang at the bar, talking about how Gary Coleman had died and such. A friend said 'Man, who's going to be the next one to go'. I said 'It'll probably be Dennis Hopper.'.

Next day. Boom.

Yesterday, a thread at No Newbs. I was talking shit to a guy about baseball, and he was talking up the BlueJays, and I said 'So, will this all happen before or after Carl Crawford' hits a grand slam'...

Sure enough. Crawford knocked out a grand slam last night.

I bought lotto tickets yesterday. They are still in my pocket. I'm scared to check them now.
 
Your clairvoyance is a product of your surgery. Give that doctor some of your winnings.
 
You killed The Hopper?


You're fucked now, brah!

Don't think that thought didn't cross my mind.

I cried a little. Then Ghost Dennis showed up, and asked me

"What, did you lose your balls, son? No one can kill the Hopper. Only God, and you ain't god. So get the fuck out of my pity party'.

It was surreal.
 
Thankfully that is true.
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I will always remember the awesomeness that was King Koopa.

(I really did like Dennis Hopper though. His characters usually were interesting)