FUCK
YES
All Id have to do is find a place to strap the babys car seat and itll be perfect!
Not that lump of fat. Holy shit is his baby big.
Car seat could probably fit on the springer forks.
Or just dangle some soap around the perimeter.
Works the same as garlic with vampires.
Ill keep my crossbow handy
you should mount a crossbow on the handlebars
I was gonna do slingshots with poo-filled balloons.
Make sure to rig a backfire screen, a strong headwind could send them back the wrong direction
i always have a problem getting the poop into the balloon.
Good point
Maybe Ill install them on the back to deter tailgaters