Sup new bros

why is there a dead hooker in my bathroom?

So a guy meets a friend out at a hotel. Down in the lobby the friend offers the guy a dead hooker to fuck upstairs.

The guy goes up and fucks the dead hooker, and comes back downstairs to the lobby.

Guy: The weirdest thing happened while I was fucking that dead hooker. Her nose kept running.

Friend: Maybe she was full.
 
never been to cali, sorry...ever do any time at the atlanta zoo? I might have seen you then

The National Zoo is free and, shockingly enough for DC, has free parking. It's also almost conveniently located.

Also:

They have some of those asian water cats. I think they have a "bat cave" too, but I don't recall seeing any rich playboys who masquerade as vigilantes. It's possible that my discerning eye was unable to penetrate their disguise.