BILLY MAYS DEAD

You have to wonder if before going to sleep last night, Billy Mays thought of Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon, and said to himself one last time, "but wait, there's more!"
 
with a slap chop? that sounds painful


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Yesterday, our flight's "stop" yell was "YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY... A SMOOTH CRIMINAL!" for MJ.

Today, the flight after us is yelling "SHAMWOW!" "<unintelligible>"

Methinks they're getting their infomercial salesmen mixed up.