Obama's 1dt press conference

you got marklar confiscated? for what?

For electing a black president, that's what. I was sitting on a bench across the street from these spammers mindin' my own bidnit, and the next thing I know the po-po are pulling up with their lights flashin' and their sticks swingin' and shit. I was like "Help! Rodney King!" and they were like "Shut up, nappy."
 
Did you know that Rodney King is one of the Celebrities on this round of Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew?
 
Drugs aren't the problem. You go get your ass stomped by 57 cops and then come back and tell me whether you walk around all slurred and jittery. Dr. Drew is probably a member of the KKK because Rodney's clearly being framed.