The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

[polo]

WTF! that thing, notwithstanding the perspective in the picture, is about as big as a dixie cup

a dixie cup? what's that? the one i just killed was the size of yankee candle

/parry.

 

[polo]

i forgot, your climate sucks.

bee's don't attack guys with mullets either, so bbq away Mr. K. Rock

 

[kiwi]

I killed another black widow by our front door a couple days ago. The total is now at 5 I believe, but I think I have finally killed them all.

 

[Dharma1521]

i am the absolute worst barbecue guest, i stand there with a rolled up Times and a tin of raid most of the day - i think the wasps are attracted to my paleness

zomg i have wasp issues too. they are all over my complex

 

[Valve1138]

zomg i have wasp issues too. they are all over my complex

Put your arms down. They like your stank.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

GO TEXANS


edit - dumb asses

 

[JAXvillain]

GO TEXANS


edit - dumb asses

wow, rosenfels blew the fuck out of that one...sorry bro...where's schaub? hurt I guess?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

wow, rosenfels blew the fuck out of that one...sorry bro...where's schaub? hurt I guess?

I think he had pussy cramps the night before or something.
Were 0-4 right now, and probably would be 0-5 if we hadnt missed the one game due to the hurricane.

 

[JAXvillain]

I think he had pussy cramps the night before or something.
Were 0-4 right now, and probably would be 0-5 if we hadnt missed the one game due to the hurricane.

pretty impressive helicopter spin rosenfels did when he got hammered on that dive and coughed up the ball

 

[Valve1138]

pretty impressive helicopter spin rosenfels did when he got hammered on that dive and coughed up the ball

They knocked the play out of him. It was all downhill from there.

 

[fly]

pretty impressive helicopter spin rosenfels did when he got hammered on that dive and coughed up the ball

"I should spin around and just sidearm it. I'm sure my guy will catch it."

 

[JAXvillain]

"I should spin around and just sidearm it. I'm sure my guy will catch it."

why is gruden too stupid to start garcia? there is no good reason you should be starting any of the rest of the tards you have at qb

 

[b_sinning]

zomg i have wasp issues too. they are all over my complex

I really hate hornets and wasps. Back in college I worked for a sign company and had to work on billboards a lot and hornets and wasps love to build nests on them. Nothing is worse then hitting a nest accidentally without seeing it then getting swarmed when you're 100+ feet off the ground and chained to the structure. I got stung so much.

 

[Josh]

nsfw and you might wanna turn your speakers down a tad, but hilarious none the less:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36nyGlGYBFk

 

[Dharma1521]

So I asked my boss for the day after Christmas off. This would be the 4th day that I will have taken for the entire year and she says she wants that day off. The company is a ghost town the day after xmas. I'm going to be a pissy little bitch if i can't take time off for Christmas.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Luckily, my department isn't open on Xmas or Boxing day. Not that I'm too bothered, I wouldn't mind working Xmas day, Boxing day I'm having a meal with my folks.

 

[Dharma1521]

Luckily, my department isn't open on Xmas or Boxing day. Not that I'm too bothered, I wouldn't mind working Xmas day, Boxing day I'm having a meal with my folks.

We have the actual day off but I'm a Christmas freak I want so time to do all the traditional crap.

I will usually work a few hours at my second job on holidays because they pay double time.

 

[polo]

i'd prefer to work christmas, i absolutely detest christmas.

i missed 2 classes this morning with a migraine, now i have to go to 2 hours of the most boring class in the world. god help me.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Ah. I couldn't care less about Xmas. All I want is the Sex and The City DVD and be allowed to watch it and bawl.

 

[b_sinning]

The thought of watching Sex and the city makes me want to cry.