The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

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pffft.

Cassel > Orton, or whoever is starting that week.

I made a sammich and was going to offer you half. Not anymore.


Slime.

edit: You could at least spell his name right. :fly:

bitch, go make me another sammich.
i was in the process of typing belicheat but changed my mind and didn't care to correct it. pfft.
 
Have fun eating the sammich's of the no-ball havin fat guy who probably will someday break into your apartment to sniff your undies and steal pictures so he can photoshop himself into them so it looks like you two are married with 2.5 kids and a dog and a white picket fence.

And now we know why your fella is scared to date you. Your choice in teams to root for sucks.


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y'all SUCK. :p this is the most i've laughed today though :heart:
 
sounds like an ideal trophy wife to me...

seriously, not everyone can be a cute intelligent funny chick, so who cares if some dumb bimbos are running around winning home coming queen contests? you're just upset becuase the guy you like likes them instead of you. stop missplacing your anger, it's bad for your mental health. take a few deep breaths, step back from the situation, and you'll feel better.

man. the homecoming chicks i've known have been smart girls IN ADDITION to being cutesy social butterflies. in fact, in both high school and college, most of the greek chicks i knew were very intelligent. they just happened to have the desire to join a sorority...for some it was a social thing, for others it was for the resume, for others it was for free beer at the swaps. and i'm not debating that there are girls who had more going on between the legs than the ears, but they were doing what they wanted to do. :iono:
 
man. the homecoming chicks i've known have been smart girls IN ADDITION to being cutesy social butterflies. in fact, in both high school and college, most of the greek chicks i knew were very intelligent. they just happened to have the desire to join a sorority...for some it was a social thing, for others it was for the resume, for others it was for free beer at the swaps. and i'm not debating that there are girls who had more going on between the legs than the ears, but they were doing what they wanted to do. :iono:

that's very much not the case here. i'm in two mixed classes and i'm seriously left wondering how these girls can be in these senior classes. i've seen the undergrads in my lab and they really don't care about the work they do, they just talk amongst themselves about their parties and such.
 
that's very much not the case here. i'm in two mixed classes and i'm seriously left wondering how these girls can be in these senior classes. i've seen the undergrads in my lab and they really don't care about the work they do, they just talk amongst themselves about their parties and such.

i wonder if the only reason they're there is for mommy's legacy on daddy's money.
 
I saw a decent size spider an hour ago walking down the wall. I fanned air on him with some paperwork and he took off. Spiders don't bother me. Fucking bees and aggressive dogs, yeah, that's my weakness.

There's this yellowjackets nest on the side of the house next to the propane tanks, down low where the foundation meets the vinyl siding. Those motherfuckers, man, I've sprayed the nest 3 fucking times with Spectacide **AND** some animal came along and tore the ass end of the nest off. YET THEY WON'T DIE!! :mad: I think they're living underneath the siding now. It'd be a whorejob to get the siding off to confirm this or not. I hope they die this winter.
 
I saw a decent size spider an hour ago walking down the wall. I fanned air on him with some paperwork and he took off. Spiders don't bother me. Fucking bees and aggressive dogs, yeah, that's my weakness.

There's this yellowjackets nest on the side of the house next to the propane tanks, down low where the foundation meets the vinyl siding. Those motherfuckers, man, I've sprayed the nest 3 fucking times with Spectacide **AND** some animal came along and tore the ass end of the nest off. YET THEY WON'T DIE!! :mad: I think they're living underneath the siding now. It'd be a whorejob to get the siding off to confirm this or not. I hope they die this winter.

i don't mind spiders but if you lose the cunt he'll end up somewhere really fucking annoying and will just piss you off at a later date. because every spider i touch does a backflip and ends up somewhere in my stack of notes i have to kill every one that i see.

i hate wasps too, but it's single digit temperatures here now so there's no hope of them being around. during summer though it was a nightmare, couldn't keep the window open at night because they'd come in and fuck about and although being stung isn't that bad i fucking hate it and will do anything, take any measure to prevent it
 
i was driving to the park today and a giant spider walked across the windsheild... not wanting to wreck i let it go but then later i couldn't find it. i think it's planning on eating me tomorrow on the commute to work. :(

problem is, i dont wanna spray bug killer all over the car becuase a) the toxins will probably kill me and b) it might have some weird reaction with the interior and make it fade or some shit.
 
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