The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

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I went to the eye doctor yesterday to renew my prescription for contacts, and the usual doctor wasnt there. The doctor that was filling in is apparently a complete dumbass cuz I cant see worth a fuck out of the lenses he gave me.
Fuckin dipshit.
Im gonna try and go back this afternoon, and Im sure Ill have a giant headache by then which = double agitated so he better not be there.
Godammit.
Science needs to get to where they can just do total eyeball implants or something. Or finally invent that Geordi Visor thing from TNG. Id wear one of those around.
 
I went to the eye doctor yesterday to renew my prescription for contacts, and the usual doctor wasnt there. The doctor that was filling in is apparently a complete dumbass cuz I cant see worth a fuck out of the lenses he gave me.
Fuckin dipshit.
Im gonna try and go back this afternoon, and Im sure Ill have a giant headache by then which = double agitated so he better not be there.
Godammit.
Science needs to get to where they can just do total eyeball implants or something. Or finally invent that Geordi Visor thing from TNG. Id wear one of those around.

I have 20/20 and I'd still wear one of them things for the 20/3000 or whatever it is it gives ya.
 
she could be a part-time stand up comedian trying out new material?

oh GOD there is nothing worse than a bad comedian trying out his material on ONLY you. :barf: i'd rather be watching an execution.
I went to the eye doctor yesterday to renew my prescription for contacts, and the usual doctor wasnt there. The doctor that was filling in is apparently a complete dumbass cuz I cant see worth a fuck out of the lenses he gave me.
Fuckin dipshit.
Im gonna try and go back this afternoon, and Im sure Ill have a giant headache by then which = double agitated so he better not be there.
Godammit.
Science needs to get to where they can just do total eyeball implants or something. Or finally invent that Geordi Visor thing from TNG. Id wear one of those around.

awwww :heart: yer gunna bless 'em out, aintcha? :hi2u:
 
I went to the eye doctor yesterday to renew my prescription for contacts, and the usual doctor wasnt there. The doctor that was filling in is apparently a complete dumbass cuz I cant see worth a fuck out of the lenses he gave me.
Fuckin dipshit.
Im gonna try and go back this afternoon, and Im sure Ill have a giant headache by then which = double agitated so he better not be there.
Godammit.
Science needs to get to where they can just do total eyeball implants or something. Or finally invent that Geordi Visor thing from TNG. Id wear one of those around.

have you tried 1800contacts?
 
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