The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Back to work.

 

[Onnotangu]

yah. welcome back to pooping on the company dime.

 

[polo]

shit running out of me here every few minutes like a supersoaker.

honestly, i could shit through the eye of a needle at 40 feet.

 

[polo]

i apologize if that was rather graphic

 

[Onnotangu]

so you have the squirts, it's kool.

 

[b_sinning]

A lot of people on here are down with OPP. Other People's Poop. I don't know why but that's just the way they roll.

 

[polo]

gut is killing me here and there's nothing i can do. back and forth to the toilet every few minutes..

couple that with the fact i have a squash game today and it's kind of a killer

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

shit running out of me here every few minutes like a supersoaker.

honestly, i could shit through the eye of a needle at 40 feet.

Its all that frenched up food you been eatin

 

[polo]

saw last reply and thought "he'll have something to say about the shits"

it probably was. as i said i ate too well when i was there, came back and ruined my insides for a few days eating the worst food i craved. now im feeling the pain.

 

[b_sinning]

gut is killing me here and there's nothing i can do. back and forth to the toilet every few minutes..

couple that with the fact i have a squash game today and it's kind of a killer

It's going to be a squish squash game if you don't stop in time.

 

[polo]

It's going to be a squish squash game if you don't stop in time.

that's right, im thinking of putting neil diamond's greatest hits on the cd player and sitting on the toilet till it's through.

 

[Onnotangu]

oh it's not going to be that easy sir.

 

[polo]

"where it began... i can't begin to know..."

how apt.

it's not going to be easy but i have no choice.

 

[Dharma1521]

So I took my car in for service on Saturday, and the dealership followed up and asked if I was interested in selling my car. Is that normal?

This is the first car that I've owned so I'm not sure.

 

[Onnotangu]

i hope you have a bidet.

 

[Onnotangu]

So I took my car in for service on Saturday, and the dealership followed up and asked if I was interested in selling my car. Is that normal?

This is the first car that I've owned so I'm not sure.

what kinda car is it?

 

[polo]

So I took my car in for service on Saturday, and the dealership followed up and asked if I was interested in selling my car. Is that normal?

This is the first car that I've owned so I'm not sure.

they must love the homemade seat and steering wheel covers

 

[Valve1138]

So I took my car in for service on Saturday, and the dealership followed up and asked if I was interested in selling my car. Is that normal?

This is the first car that I've owned so I'm not sure.

I've never heard of that.

They probably want to low ball you on the trade in value, and then make you buy a new car with their financing option with a 20% interest rate.

 

[JAXvillain]

So I took my car in for service on Saturday, and the dealership followed up and asked if I was interested in selling my car. Is that normal?

This is the first car that I've owned so I'm not sure.

they're just trying to hustle you into a new car...I've had that happen before
"our used car inventories are low and we would LOVE to have your car on our lot."

right

 

[Jonny_B]

that's generally a sign that you should not sell your car. no harm in asking a ridiculous price for it though.