The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

[Syrup Beaver]

Ugh makes me twitch.

I've got some vendors that will do that, email comes, one phone rings, then the other phone rings.

HAHA

 

[Dharma1521]

I've got some vendors that will do that, email comes, one phone rings, then the other phone rings.

HAHA

Don't get me started on vendors.

 

[Dharma1521]

OMG.

Email at 11:08am
Voicemail at 11:13am
CAME TO MY DESK AT 11:15am.

 

[JAXvillain]

funny
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A9fmnAsgdg

 

[JAXvillain]

another funny shamwow
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmlE71n-gFs

 

[b_sinning]

Great Headline

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,24369913-13762,00.html

 

[Jonny_B]

the first response to this is funny:
http://pogue.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/09/19/spicy-coconut-porkchops-you-read-that-right/

 

[Josh]

I have one very stupid tech that calls me nonstop and every time he does I just say put it in a work order. Every damn time. So I no longer answer his calls. We're at the point now where he tries to call me from other phones in his office. So I forward those calls back to his desk phone and I know it's him because he hangs up the phone so he can run answer his phone and doesn't understand why it stops before he gets there. He makes my brain hurt.

well played. I could do that all day. What a moron.

It's 44 outside, and 60 in the house.

34F this morning when I woke up. A decent amount of frost as well. Tid bit nipply as well.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

the first response to this is funny:
http://pogue.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/09/19/spicy-coconut-porkchops-you-read-that-right/

arrrrgh, i didn't know you be talkin' like a pirate on this most sacred of sacred days, me heartie!

 

[Dharma1521]

There is an eccentric manager at RJ that loves talk like a pirate day. So I made sure to say ahoy at some point. And I got coupon for the cafeteria. YOU KNOW i love my coupons.

 

[polo]

the fuck did i buy a scarf for i dont even wear scarves

 

[APRIL]

I love the way Polo talks. Using words like "chap" 'lad" "hidey-ho" or whatev.

It's so very posh.

 

[polo]

thats an inverted pyramid of piffle

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Hidey-ho? Isn't that what fly yells whenever one of the cats descends the chute into the burnt umber void?

 

[polo]

fly doesn't yell for a start he coo's

 

[APRIL]

Hidey-ho? Isn't that what fly yells whenever one of the cats descends the chute into the burnt umber void?

A2A Cargo Transfer Unit is usually due for repairs after those episodes.

fly doesn't yell for a start he coo's

Ohhh stop it!!!

 

[polo]

my friend took a pair of my shoes and there is absolutely no danger of me seeing them back now

so now i have to buy a pair of shoes tonight aswell

start posting uf boredom costs me money

 

[kiwi]

Ohhh stop it!!!

I can totally hear your voice and see your body language saying that sentence.





























It turns me on.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

Marketplace on NPR has a sense of humor. They take a break mid-show to read the underwriting announcements "this show brought to you with the support of blah blah blah" during which they play some music in the background. Today, while talking about all of the various bail-outs of the last few days the music was Dire Straits - Money for Nothing.

I have grown to really love Marketplace. It's an excellent show for an ignorant bastard like myself.

sinuses are draining today for some reason. can't stop dripping.

You should worry when they stop draining.

thats an inverted pyramid of piffle

Now you're just making things up, you limey ponce.

Wait... are irish people limey? I forget.

 

[polo]

Now you're just making things up, you limey ponce.

Wait... are irish people limey? I forget.

half price cracked ice and miles and miles of carpet tiles