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what?
In Texas if you are caught without a gun they kick your ass and beat you down in the jail.
In Texas if you are caught without a gun they kick your ass and beat you down in the jail.
i've been expecting my "welcome to texas" gun in the mail ever since i reached the six month mark living here. it's been over six years now. i'm starting to suspect i may have been misinformed.
I live in Texas.Where did you say you lived? Have you been to Texas?
...cause it is so true.
RTFT
I would like to take the opprotunity to quote myself
Neat! I am from there. Lived in Houston most of my life. Moved out here to Tampa to be with fly. My family then moved out to La Grange, Texas so we visit periodically.I live in Texas.
People hate Texas because down here we'll execute a murderer but up in New York they'll just send him to anger management.
Down here if you break into our home we have the right to blast you away with a gun but up north you can get sued if the bugler/rapist sprains his ankle while in your home.
But up north if you ride a bicycle in a group during a protest, you can get tackled and beaten. In Texas they just laugh at you.
Houston is where I live.Neat! I am from there. Lived in Houston most of my life. Moved out here to Tampa to be with fly. My family then moved out to La Grange, Texas so we visit periodically.
Texas is the manliest state of them all. Justice is served!!!
True in some respectsPeople hate Texas because down here we'll execute a murderer but up in New York they'll just send him to anger management.
Down here if you break into our home we have the right to blast you away with a gun but up north you can get sued if the bugler/rapist sprains his ankle while in your home.
But up north if you ride a bicycle in a group during a protest, you can get tackled and beaten. In Texas they just laugh at you.