I wish I had some scallops

Zombie books make me paranoid. I'm looking at my co-worker thinking, if he were suddenly a zombie, how would I end his misery? Now I wish my gun wasn't locked up in my car.
 
depends on the kind of zombie. the fast moving fuckers, you kneecap them and finish with a head shot. the slow movers you brain with a telephone and save ammo.

Slow moving zombies I can deal with. The fsckers that run, they scare the hell out of me, like monkeys.
 
Slow moving zombies I can deal with. The fsckers that run, they scare the hell out of me, like monkeys.

Baring some kind of magic or demonic curse I'm inclined to believe that it is impossible for a zombie to be any stronger or faster than they were when they were alive.