so i have to give spange up now. (this thread gets a lil nws)

[Thorn Bird]

i had this box sitting on my front porch, greeting me today. i had no idea what it would be as i wasn't expecting anything, so imagine how surprised i was to find a PINK BASKETBALL waiting for me...

thank you so much dbzeag for brightening my day...i was TICKLED PINK to find that, and i laughed and laughed, and i continue to giggle about it.

and because he found and sent me a pink basketball, i have to relinquish spange from my grasp and let dbzeag have his way with him. i gotta be good on a deal.

thanks for your thoughtfulness, and for going out of your way to make me . i didn't even know they made pink basketballs.

edit: basketball added for visual reference.

 

[plot]

let me get this straight, you traded your husbands anal virgini...cavity for a pink basketball?

 

[Thorn Bird]

well yes. yes i did.

 

[plot]

are wives allowed to even do that?


i'm never getting married.

 

[Dharma1521]

Is this how Polo became gay?

 

[plot]

He turned gay the night we cuddled on the beach and I whispered sweet nothings in his ear.





ok, so maybe it was a skype chat. but you get the point.

 

[taivas]

Posting in a gay thread.

 

[Dharma1521]

Posting in a gay thread.

You're next newb.

 

[Thorn Bird]

waitwaitwait...it's not gay until i dribble.

 

[plot]

Posting in a gay thread.

you know how i know you're gay?

 

[taivas]

you know how i know you're gay?

Because I admit to it?

 

[plot]

Because I admit to it?

fly told me.

 

[Dharma1521]

Because I admit to it?

Are you a top or a bottom?

 

[Thorn Bird]

oooooooooooh dave's going to be soooo happy. are you going to label all your threads "gay/not gay" too?

and are you single? my brother's on the market.

 

[Dharma1521]

Do you ever get poop on your stick?

 

[taivas]

fly told me.

... does everyone know EVERYTHING at this company?

 

[plot]

Sword fight?

 

[plot]

... does everyone know EVERYTHING at this company?

like any good company we don't know shit but we pretend like we do.

 

[Thorn Bird]

Do you ever get poop on your stick?

you've been hanging around mikey too long.

if you ask for said stick i'm going to.

well i don't know what but you've been hanging around mikey too long.

 

[Dharma1521]

you've been hanging around mikey too long.

if you ask for said stick i'm going to.

well i don't know what but you've been hanging around mikey too long.

lol actually that was all me baby.