How do you define masculinity?

Alpha Male, Patriotic, Conservative to Libertarian outlook on life, Physically Fit not necessarily well built, intelligent, common sense, Social Drinker - Non smoker, proficient with weapons, a strong belief in God,

I'm confused... you think these traits make up a man?
 
Lumberjack ARE pretty manly


I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea

I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.

I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspendies and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear pappa.

tellem drool
 
Does this make you desire intercourse? If so then you're on the right track.

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I was just having a conversation with someone I traditionally classify as an alpha male. Military-based, womanizer, physically well-built, heavy drinker/socializer.

We were having a chat about his latest conquests and mentioned she was a sex toy salesperson (or something like that). I jokingly suggested she try a strap on on him. I think that's only fair because if he expects to penetrate her rectum, she should be able to return the favor. This, however, sparked the phrase "I am a man, I will not bend over, I won't be taken".

That got me thinking (and very mad as a consequence), am I any less of a man because I bottom/take it? Needless to say I couldn't humor his stories of "conquering" another woman (which I normally find riveting) anymore so I just politely bagged out of the conversation.

What characteristics do you define "masculine" as having?


were you talking to baloneyflaps? :lol: