The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

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Hey cool, another hurricanes heading this way."Edouard". Itll probably be a weak one.
On the plus side Ill probably get tomorrow off because of it.
I have my hurricane preparedness kit* ready for deployment!



*A govt issue hurricane preparedness kit consists of a trashbag and a rubber band, to be placed over the workstation before we flee.
Alternatively the bag can be used for looting purposes , and the rubber bands can be used to shoot the eye out of other looters trying to take stuff you wanted. Its all detailed in the brochure.
 
LAS VEGAS (AP) - Police detained NBA star Paul Pierce in handcuffs during a weekend traffic stop on the Las Vegas Strip, but released him without issuing a summons.

Las Vegas police Officer Bill Cassell said Monday that Pierce was handcuffed briefly after emerging "a little agitated" from a vehicle he was driving around 3 a.m. Sunday.

Pierce led the Boston Celtics to the championship this year and was MVP of the finals.

The 6-foot-7, 235-pound Pierce was given field sobriety tests and a Breathalyzer, which registered below the legal limit. Cassell said Pierce was not arrested.

A valet was called to drive Pierce's car, and Pierce took a cab back to where he was staying.

The Celtics and Pierce's agent had no immediate comment Monday.
 
All shut down and home now.
I have extra beer, water, ice and grub. Of course, I had all that before this, Im just saying.
Also, the citys in panic mode now:rolleyes:

every loaf of bread and gallon of milk in a couple hundred square miles has been snatched from the shelf by over paranoid housewives
 
Well, drools hurricane explains our weather for the day. It's cloudy and muggy, but little moisture has actually fallen out of the sky. I WANT RAIN!!!!
 
Yeah, the grocery stores are full of panicked tards buy shopping carts full of bottled water and batteries.
I didnt pass the hardware store, but Im sure its the same way.
This storm probably wont be that bad anyways. Its pretty much just a free day and a half off for me
 
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