The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

[Josh]

I miss my old potato gun. I left it at a friend's house years ago and never got it back.
I made the barrel like 6' long, 2" diameter, then the gas chamber was like 4" diameter. Had a nice 45 elbow for a handgrip/trigger. Used an old grill ignitor. Worked pretty well. I found that Aussie hairspray or Right Guard deodorant spray were the best propellants to use (either or, not at the same time lol).

I should build a new one.

 

[JAXvillain]

is that real? soo do people climb in and out of his ears or something?

you know as much as I do about it

 

[Onnotangu]

you know as much as I do about it

I want to hang from his nose.

 

[JAXvillain]

I'm buddies with jim clancy, the anchor for cnn international...great guy...we were outside smoking cigs while he was on a few minute break and I was telling him about my new place...he's going to come out one night this week and drink beers with me at the bar below my place

 

[Onnotangu]

I'm buddies with jim clancy, the anchor for cnn international...great guy...we were outside smoking cigs while he was on a few minute break and I was telling him about my new place...he's going to come out one night this week and drink beers with me at the bar below my place

he just wants to get you drunk and take nudes of your sink.

 

[JAXvillain]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqW10oFUbGQ&eurl=http://www.genmay.com/showthread.php?t=793576

 

[thrawn]

wtf



I HEAR BANJO MUSIC

 

[Onnotangu]

.....not quite sure how I feel about that.

 

[b_sinning]

I love some of the bash.org quotes. Like this one.

"Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing..."

 

[itburnswhenipee]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CqW10oFUbGQ&eurl=http://www.genmay.com/showthread.php?t=793576

I guess this is what happens when exhibitionists get their hands on an infrared camera.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

My day is ruined.
Somehow I managed to leave the house without a belt and now my pants keep droopin'
Itll be getting on my nerves all day.
Maybe I can go donwstairs and find a piece of rope...

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Got a USB cable?

Or just cut yer cube neighbors' mouse cord off and use that.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Got a USB cable?

Or just cut yer cube neighbors' mouse cord off and use that.

Fuck I forgot my pocket knife too.
Now how the hell am I gonna cut a bitch if I get mad?
Godammit.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Fuck I forgot my pocket knife too.
Now how the hell am I gonna cut a bitch if I get mad?
Godammit.

Sharpen a spoon on your chair leg.

 

[Dharma1521]

Sharpen a spoon on your chair leg.

I would have gone with a toothbrush shank.

 

[JAXvillain]

Sharpen a spoon on your chair leg.

or he could just use the NASA MACHINE SHOP he's sitting next to

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Down in the shop its shank or be shanked.

edit - they make sangria in the toilets.

 

[JAXvillain]

Down in the shop its shank or be shanked.

edit - they make sangria in the toilets.

mmm, that sounds delicious...send me a bottle?
preferably the bottle would be a colostomy bag

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

man what if Im walking around the office and my pants down around my ankles?
can I be fired for accidental ding-dong exposure?
What about excessive crack exposure?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

mmm, that sounds delicious...send me a bottle?
preferably the bottle would be a colostomy bag

Im not gonna get shanked so you can have some home made toilet sangria