i had a weird dream. at least, i thought it was weird. tell me what you think:
i'm wandering around a deserted town center. there's a wild boar on the loose. i step up into a recessed store-front window to try to hide, but it spots me as it comes around the corner. it walks up and tries to attack me. i'm forced to drop down and wrestle it to the ground. i have a tiny knife that i try to slit it's throat with. it's tough because it's thick skin is hard to cut with such a small knife. i keep trying, there's blood everywhere. eventually it's resistance slows until it finally dies. then for some reason i decide it's a good idea to cut off my own balls. so i do. the last bit is tough but eventually they're completely cut off. they don't bleed at all for some reason. then i have regrets. then i woke up.
so, weird?