The nephew of my neighbor got in a car wreck the other night. He was drunk, and probably high, and ran in to another car. Because he was fucked up he decided to run. The cars were stuck together but he finally managed to break free, then ran backwards into a pole. Didn't stick that time though so he got away.
Major damage to the car. Front all torn up, bumper missing, back crushed in etc.
Bumper missing? Yup, that's right. It was stuck to the other car at the scene. Along with his legally required front mounted license plate. The po-po came a-knocking the very next day.