The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

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I made smoked baby back ribs and sweet potatoes today. I've got a Weber Bullet smoker and put whiskey in the water pan for some added flavor. :drool:

After I took them out of the smoker I slathered them with a special blend of BBQ Sauce, Honey, Salt, Pepper, Lowery's Seasoned Salt, and Garlic powder all mixed in together.

Then they have to sit an rest a bit before you attempt to eat them without them falling apart.

They're in the oven right now staying warm at 150 degree's. The guests arrive at 6:30. A buddy of mine is coming over and the gay neighbors are joining us. Yes, one of the gay neighbors is under federal indictment.
 
I want to motor boat Denise Milani.

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ugh, the CEO of Time Warner is going to be here the next 2 days and he's staying in the office RIGHT NEXT TO ME :\
 
ugh, the CEO of Time Warner is going to be here the next 2 days and he's staying in the office RIGHT NEXT TO ME :

my step sisters brother in law's wife is ted turners secretary or something... he was at the brother in law's wedding.


</random crap from the everyday life of me>
 
So I went to my mom's house this evening and found a new Toro riding lawn mower sitting in the yard. Makes me *almost* want to cut the lawns at her place (all 2 acres or whatever it is). Real nice unit. 20.5hp, 42" cutting deck, variable speed foot petal, headlights (rofl), CUPHOLDER (you might be a redneck...), oil filter like on a vehicle, etc.
 
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