The Fly Trap (Possibly NSFW)

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mikey said:
"Women Were Designed For Homemaking"

Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker.
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Yeah, you just screwed yourself right out of a blow job mister. I'll be too busy doing housework. sorry.
 
That little quippy paragraph didn't say anything about pleasing a man .. it mearly stated we were designed to have babies and do housework. Last time I checked oral gratification wasn't listed under house work. Sorry Charlie. You write the rules, I just follow them.
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mikey said:
"Women Were Designed For Homemaking"

Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker.
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Bwahahahahahaah, I would post this on Myspace if I didnt have my ex's mom as a friend. She would beat me for this. Its pretty sad to be scared of your ex's mom still after a good 5 years.
 
ehh I could care less what people say about AL .. I can't help where I was born or where my family members live. I'm not leaving no matter what anyone says :lol: At least not til my kid is 18 at least.

At least the shitty president we have didn't come from here :fly:
 
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