Any Tampa people know a good cleaning lady???

[Jonny_B]

This thread made me think of a favorite random comment JJ and I overheard one night, some years ago, at a restaruant. It was two couples chatting over dinner, and one lady turned to the other one and said, "Well, we had to let the maid go because we found out she was stealing my Toblerone."

no shens.

that's hilarious. I bet she was setup by one of the kids.

seriously though, Toblerone? Could only have been more poingant if it had been "drinking my Perrier."

 

[Valve1138]

Mine also likes to put clean clothes in the laundry basket and pile the dirty ones on the closet floors

Maybe if you picked up your dirty undies yourself you wouldn't have that problem.

 

[JAXvillain]

next candy thread: &#^KING CLEANING LADY STOLE OUR $HIT!!!

 

[water]

next candy thread: &#^KING CLEANING LADY STOLE OUR $HIT!!!

SHE MADE OFF WITH ALL OF SHAWN'S THONGS!

 

[wanko80]

SHE MADE OFF WITH ALL OF SHAWN'S CHRISTMAS LIGHT THONGS!

fixt

 

[thrawn]

Live in maid? I cook too. I'll even wear fishnet stockings, garter and a flashing shamrock bra.

 

[water]

Live in maid? I cook too. I'll even wear fishnet stockings, garter and a flashing shamrock bra.

YGPM with offer. I was generous. Bring lube.

 

[Bubbles]

Maybe if you picked up your dirty undies yourself you wouldn't have that problem.

she actualy takes stuff OUT of the clothes hamper to pile on the floor

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

she actualy takes stuff OUT of the clothes hamper to pile on the floor

Maybe shes doing a sniff-analysis and sorting them by odor?

 

[Valve1138]

Maybe shes doing a sniff-analysis and sorting them by odor?

and stains?


yeah, that was bad.

 

[Bubbles]

oh ick!!

 

[eileenbunny]

Live in maid? I cook too. I'll even wear fishnet stockings, garter and a flashing shamrock bra.

I was gonna offer this, but you beat me to it and I bet you look better in the outfit anyway.

 

[ruthless]

fuck the whole idea of a stranger coming into my house for any reason!

especially if im not home even if it is just to clean.

hell ill come clean your guys house for free, just to avoid any "situations"
it will give me something to do on my days off besides crack.

 

[Candy]

I have a cleaning lady from Columbia named Joelma. When I get home on Wednesday's I can't find ANYTHING, and by the time I have all my things back where I like them it's Wednesday again. Make sure you're cleaning lady understands excatly what she can and cannot move before you let her loose on your house

hey that sounds like my house already when I clean!

 

[Shalimar]

she actualy takes stuff OUT of the clothes hamper to pile on the floor

haven't seen you in a hot minute.. but ..

aren't you single??? no kids?? live alone??


what in god's name do you need a cleaning lady FOR ONE CHICK?!

 

[Candy]

fuck the whole idea of a stranger coming into my house for any reason!

especially if im not home even if it is just to clean.

hell ill come clean your guys house for free, just to avoid any "situations"
it will give me something to do on my days off besides crack.

No cuz I don't want you gettin into our stash.

 

[Shalimar]

I was gonna offer this, but you beat me to it and I bet you look better in the outfit anyway.

please post pics of the two of you for us to judge..

 

[Candy]

next candy thread: &#^KING CLEANING LADY STOLE OUR $HIT!!!

Our bedroom door and Master Bath both have locks with keys on the outsite.

 

[Candy]

haven't seen you in a hot minute.. but ..

aren't you single??? no kids?? live alone??


what in god's name do you need a cleaning lady FOR ONE CHICK?!

She has always had a cleaning lady - at least since I have known her!

 

[Shalimar]

She has always had a cleaning lady - at least since I have known her!

damn.. silver spoon anyone?