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Tell the forum about yourself, etc etc.

It's here to make sure you fit the community and won't just troll and whatnot.
 
VladTemplar said:
Tell the forum about yourself, etc etc.

It's here to make sure you fit the community and won't just troll and whatnot.
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I'll troll you all I want :heart:


Mr. Ex-Bubbles said:
Poe reference?
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Of course.


Mr. Ex-Bubbles said:
You can only post in this thread for the time being, tell people where you are from, how you found the place.
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Thanks for clearing that up. I am from the great lands of Australia and yeah thats pretty much all you need to know. I think Vlad was talking about the forum somewhere and I signed up.


kiwi said:
Welcome. Whar is your favorite kind of soup?
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Tomato, with white bread for dipping.


fly said:
Jets or sharks?
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Depends, do the sharks have lasers?


dirt rider said:
Do you like ATHF?
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I've never seen it, I do know some of the jokes or meme's based off it though.


augusttremulous said:
Hay Nevermore <3
sup in oz?
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Harro! <3
I lost my weekends off at work, im thinking of quitting and working elsewhere, that was the only reason I was staying was Friday nights off :(


April23 said:
Needsmoreemo
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Im not emo, I just play one on the internets.
 
So yeah I guess I should write a short About Me?

Well 18.869268 years to the date my parents were burdened with the horrible being that is, me. I struggled with self confidence all my life becayse of the constant verbal abuse from my parents, siblings, peers, well everyone really, then one day I managed to convince my dad to upgrade from 56k to adsl and I stopped playing runescape and started browsing the webs of inter. My life improved from then on.

The internet saved my life I have met alot of interesting people that I enjoy talking to and I often ask for help or just rant to them, I do return the favour every so often.

Ok now really about me, Im 18 I live at home with my parents, I work in a seafood restaurant cleaning dishes and its not easy work, I play guitar and I own more than I have limbs and im still trying to save for more. I like mountain biking but i currently dont have a bike, thats something Im saving for. I used to be a wonderful jazz trumpeter but I gave that up because i never had time to practise. I can also sing when needed, sometimes, on a good day.

I enjoy all kinds of music from incredibly horrible mtv rap/emo/scene/punk to the strangest trance or even the darkest of the death metal. It all depends on what I feel like listening to at that exact moment.

I pretend to be a photographer when im not working or sitting at my computer, some of my 'work' can be seen here http://nevermoron.deviantart.com i never upload stuff because i never think its good enough, most of my work im forced to upload by my friends who tell me it is incredible. Nice liars.

Im running out of what to say here and because of the size of the messagebox and my touchpad being a piece of poo i cant scroll up to see what I have written so i will leave it at that, its 1:30am and im tired so ignore the spelling/grammar mistakes.

<3
 
fly said:
Sadly, that pic is 404 for me.

Does your love of music score you a lot of pussy?
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Once upon a web-surf weary, while I pondered red-eyed, bleary,
Over many a quaint and curious website of X-rated lore,
Smiled and nodded, dodging cookies, looking for the films of nookie,
And as always, dodging spyware, aware in my search for more
And more explicit pictures, of the housewives that were bored,
Nothing kinky, only porn.

As I wandered I remembered, a URL found last December,
That caused a twitching in my member, that I rubbed till it was sore
Eagerly I typed the address, half-remembered, half a mad guess
In my mind it stirred a madness - madness for a dark-eyed whore,
For a sad-eyed shameless maiden who displayed her charms - and more!
Nameless on some site of porn..

Feeling guilty, sad, uncertain, my urges had my conscience hurting
But thrilling - filling me with fantastic feelings never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I sat repeating
"I'm just a visitor entreating entrance to a site of porn
I am a visitor entreating images that give me horn
This is all and nothing more."
Presently my urge grew stronger; hesitating then no longer,
I hit return and waited, watching while DNS lookup explored;
But while I sat anticipating, beneath the desk my member aching,
The site I recalled navigating, the navigator found no more,
And I scarce believed what I was seeing, for in the place of free hardcore
Quoth the Server "404"

Deep into the popups peering, long I sat there wondering, fearing,
Had I not typed correct the URL once more?
For free hardcore (for I was frugal), in my lusting turned to Google,
Typed keywords that I might ogle pages of hot chicks galore,
And I whispered to the phosphor "give me back my free hardcore -
Only that and nothing more.

But web controls then saw the searches, clamped down on illicit urges,
"Access Denied" was all I found and nothing more,
On porn-sites it saw me shirking when I really should be working
Like a spectre always lurking, blocking free sex sites and more
The horny housewives sang their siren-call no more
Quoth the Server "404"

Determined then to circumvent it, another address I then entered
Taking me, I hoped, to our server's less secure back door
But someone had secured the proxies, denying access to web doxies,
No more ladies hot and foxy, but still I could not be sure,
And so, with shaking hands I typed the arcane codes once more -
Quoth the Server "404"
 
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