New personal mission:
To shoot out and/or destroy any and all unnatural outdoor light within a 5 mile radius.
Careful. With a list like that they might lock down the schools in your area.
New personal mission:
To shoot out and/or destroy any and all unnatural outdoor light within a 5 mile radius.
Careful. With a list like that they might lock down the schools in your area.
Title Rape - where have all the flowers gone
New personal mission:
To shoot out and/or destroy any and all unnatural outdoor light within a 5 mile radius.
Edit: Scratch the KY Jelly, I'll just wait till the fireflies repopulate and then tear off all their asses and make glow in the dark lube.
I don't think I've ever seen a lightning bug down here.
Wal Mart...
Come in at 1am, buy:
50 ft of rope
Roll of duct tape
Box of 9mm
Shovel
Gas can
do be do be do
You fail at life.
There are no outdoor lights near the 'Ranch, can still see the Milky Way there
There are no outdoor lights near the 'Ranch, can still see the Milky Way there