New word - not for the faint of heart

[shawndavid]

So I was at the gym today and, after I finish with weights, I do 30-45 minutes on the elliptical machine.

I felt a bit of moisture on my ass hole so I decided to go towel it out before pounding on that machine and, quite possibly, making a roux of the sweat & shit sauce that may be in my booty due to strain and seepage.

Upon dabbing and swiping I found nothing remarkable, but this caused me to think of a new word for that man-ass gravy that so many of us don't tell anyone about.

A combination of sweat and shit I present thee: switt

Used in a sentence...

"I finished mowing the lawn today and realized that I had switt my pants."

 

[ZRH]

This is why I dont go to public gyms and get a real job, so you dont have time to come up with this shit.

 

[shawndavid]

That doesn't make sense.

Loosen your scrunchee, dude.

 

[ZRH]

That doesn't make sense.

Loosen your scrunchee, dude.

How did you know Im wearing a scrunchie?

 

[eileenbunny]

So wait, you are saying that when you go to the gym you shit your pants?

 

[snoogit]

uhhh I think thats just "butt sweat", or even "swamp ass"

I've never heard it called anything else

 

[wtfbbq?]

So wait, you are saying that when you go to the gym you shit your pants?

no, he just didn't wipe well enough

 

[freek]

sweaty booch is use round these parts...

 

[dirt rider]

I don't really shit my pants enough to need a custom word for it.

 

[APRIL]

I love it! I'm going to go make some switt now to top off my icecream cone.

 

[Ryokurin]

Too easy for people to say shatt instead of switt.

 

[fly]

I don't really shit my pants enough to need a custom word for it.

And they call you dirt rider. How odd.

 

[dirt rider]

no actually i called myself dirt rider.

 

[fly]

no actually i called myself dirt rider.

I am they though.

 

[dirt rider]

I am they though.

Yes. Yes you are.

 

[Ryokurin]

no actually i called myself dirt rider.

I think it would be more funny if you called yourself skidmarks.

 

[snoogit]

I think it would be more funny if you called yourself skidmarks.

Now that would be hilarity.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

That'll be the next craze in Japan, a bunch of guys in wrestling outfits wiping their switt on some chicks face who's dressed like a schoolgirl and tied to a chair

 

[dirt rider]

I think it would be more funny if you called yourself skidmarks.

You can call me skidmarks if you like.

 

[wtfbbq?]

Too easy for people to say shatt instead of switt.

yeah but thats just the past tense of shit