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I find the aviator sunglasses to be quite appealing.


That same look that Jack Bauer has.

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Bad pic but you get the idea.

Picture silvered lenses made specifically to be as trendy as possible. And this guy was 20-something and trying too hard, not Jack Bauer. There's a difference.
 
We can't all have soccer/football/hockey jerseys we can wear out to impress the ladies. Some do have to resort to rolled up sleeves.

I don't wear them to impress the ladies, I wear them because they're comfortable. And oddly enough, I rarely wear them. It just happens that every single time I see you I have one on. (About once every 4 months.) Usually it's slacks and dress shirts since that's what I live in these days.
 
That's pretty fucking gay. Don't do that. And whatever you do, don't wear it with stone washed jeans and flip flops, like this meticulously dishevelled douchebag I saw at lunch today, complete with aviator sunglasses. If I had had a Hollister catalog on hand I would have cornholed him with it.


I used to dress like that at boarding school in the late '80s sans the aviators...don't like'm