WTF So I just dick'd my butt

Got a call today from Saturday dispatch. They wanted to know what happened to the 4 gallons of paint I took upstate to the Sherwin Williams. "I tendered it as reported" said I. "They're saying you didn't..."
"Really bro? Because I followed protocol and obtained a signature, took a site pic, and obtained a first and last name of the Sherwin Williams-ite whom grabbed the box from me. .."
"Oh. It was Andrew Gonzalez..."
Bro do you even check the app for completion?
 
Also, I went full retard last Monday. So I'm transporting two 40 lb boxes of dry ice to a medical plant...and things got tres busy...
And it was warm (which makes the inside of the Prius hot)...
As I was eating tortilla and hummus I began to hyperventilate involuntarily. I thought I had poisoned myself or was having a stroke or myocardial infarction...
Then I remembered the frozen not so frozen CO2 and pulled over to get out.

It's not kosher to attempt living in an anaerobic environment.
 
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Ugh, just signed a deal for a company to manage and improve some of the listings for my Amazon account. Its a fuckton of money and I have no idea what I'll do if it doesn't pay off. :lol:
 
I’m in the process of starting a business. I’m going to quit my cushy government job to sell crystals.
 
Kinda sounds like the type of business you can do while still having a cushy govt job?
I will for a while but hopefully not longer than a year. I want a physical store that I’ll do workshops and classes in. Stuff like yoga, painting and mindfulness techniques.
 
I think I've mentioned Old Man River, our recently hired engineer that is helping us turn around the design dept?
Well he got up in the Shop Foreman's face and now he is helping to turn around the clock at his house.

Guy is lucky our Foreman is as laid back as he is. 90% of the shop leads I've seen don't play with that shit and would have taken him out back to have a discussion.
 
Hey everybody my laid back state job is seeing the beginning of its end. I got my website up today and I have my first pop up event next Saturday. Business cards and signage are on the way. I’ll be moving the site to e-commerce over the next few days. And I’m taking classes in metaphysics.

I wanted to say thank you to everyone here for providing a space for me to exist with you when I was at my worst. I finally feel free after many years of depression and anxiety. I’m at a place we’re I can start slowing coming off of my antidepressants, and while it’s not a guarantee that I’ll come completely off of them it is still a sign that I’m in a better place.

For the first time in ever I feel like I have purpose and if I fail I’ll have a damn good time doing it. Love y’all.
 
Hey everybody my laid back state job is seeing the beginning of its end. I got my website up today and I have my first pop up event next Saturday. Business cards and signage are on the way. I’ll be moving the site to e-commerce over the next few days. And I’m taking classes in metaphysics.

I wanted to say thank you to everyone here for providing a space for me to exist with you when I was at my worst. I finally feel free after many years of depression and anxiety. I’m at a place we’re I can start slowing coming off of my antidepressants, and while it’s not a guarantee that I’ll come completely off of them it is still a sign that I’m in a better place.

For the first time in ever I feel like I have purpose and if I fail I’ll have a damn good time doing it. Love y’all.
glad you're in a good place man
 
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