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[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Honestly weather in England has been uncharacteristically hot and humid, like nothing I've experienced before. Can't wait to feel it get worse from now til death.

 

[ZRH]

Honestly weather in England has been uncharacteristically hot and humid, like nothing I've experienced before. Can't wait to feel it get worse from now til death.

I asked Jen if she had burst into flames yet and she told me to fuck off

 

[Jehannum]

Honestly weather in England has been uncharacteristically hot and humid, like nothing I've experienced before. Can't wait to feel it get worse from now til death.

But on the bright side, the terroir of your changed climate currently allows England to produce some very French-like wine grapes!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

But on the bright side, the terroir of your changed climate currently allows England to produce some very French-like wine grapes!

Our climate in the south is so much we actually invented many wines dear.

 

[Peppers]

Did the fucking sun fall down and land on Florida?? Jesus fuck I lasted one hour at the beach or normally I can spend an entire day. The sand gave me third-degree burns on my feet

Well you are visiting the hot, sticky, humid armpit of America in August

 

[Jehannum]

Our climate in the south is so much we actually invented many wines dear.

Yes, but now you can make good ones. Not just marmite and MD 20/20.

Unlike the French, who are losing crops hand over fist.

 

[eileenbunny]

I read an article this morning that discussed how scientists think that the Tonga volcano eruption has actually heated the earth because of how much water it pushed into the stratosphere. They said it was an increase of 10% and that it won't all fall back to the earth for like 5-10 years and it's insulating the earth more than normal.

 

[ZRH]

Yes, but now you can make good ones. Not just marmite and MD 20/20.

Unlike the French, who are losing crops hand over fist.

I also thought semi-cool climates were good for wine? They make a shitload of white's where I'm from in NY. Like there are multiple NY wine tours. When I used to drink iced wine was good, I can't remember the term, they crush the grapes on the first frost. It's very light and you can really taste like rocks.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Yes, but now you can make good ones. Not just marmite and MD 20/20.

Unlike the French, who are losing crops hand over fist.

Oh please tell me you've had the pleasure of MD 20/20

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I read an article this morning that discussed how scientists think that the Tonga volcano eruption has actually heated the earth because of how much water it pushed into the stratosphere. They said it was an increase of 10% and that it won't all fall back to the earth for like 5-10 years and it's insulating the earth more than normal.

That's wild

 

[Jehannum]

Oh please tell me you've had the pleasure of MD 20/20

I mean, who hasn't?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

throwin up purple is a rite of passage

 

[ZRH]

throwin up purple is a rite of passage

Wild rose

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

If you pour it in a Gatorade bottle you can drink in chapel.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

If you pour it in a Gatorade bottle you can drink in chapel.

See? I knew this kid wasnt completely stupid.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

See? I knew this kid wasnt completely stupid.

Attending a christian college taught me a few things, like Malibu in slushies.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

It didn't teach me that Lagunitas Hop Refresher is non-alcoholic which would have been helpful when I ordered one in a mixed six with takeout.

 

[Mikeawesome]

Attending a christian college

This explains everything

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

This explains everything

 

[Petunia]

I just spent a week north of Toronto. Coming back here was like getting hit in the face with an old wet gym sock

were you in Barrie again???