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[Jehannum]

We better hope there's a pfizer vaccine around the corner!

I'm not sure that's where you want it administered.

 

[august]

"and thus was born the first human ass to human ass transmission of e-coli"

))<>((

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

The A2ACTU provides a safe, sterile, sealed and comfortable way to transfer your items from one anus to another.
Get yours today!

 

[Jehannum]

"and thus was born the first human ass to human ass transmission of e-coli"

Edo-period fart battle (1603-1868). They represent what's called He-Gassen (Japanese: pì hé zhàn Fart Competition or Fart Battle).

 

[Petunia]

my covids is like 95% gone...
I have a nasty phlegm film in my throat that I just cant rid of.
I still get winded and tired faster but thats also lupus so meh.
I should be good for a while before it tries to kill me again

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Just saw Ozzy tested pos for the rona

 

[Valve1138]

I bet he got it direct from a bat.

 

[gee]

The A2ACTU provides a safe, sterile, sealed and comfortable way to transfer your items from one anus to another.
Get yours today!

I'm still trying to figure out what this thing is.

Is this thing a USELESS INDUSTRIES A2ACTU MODEL #500-XL piece of industrial equipment that comes with a datasheet with a bunch of specs giving the nominal operating pressure, the alloys of stainless you're using and a list of available single-phase/three-phase power options?

Or is it made overseas at minimum possible cost out of injection molded overmoded plastic with cheap corrugated plastic hoses and a shitty wall wart, and sold on TV for 3 easy payments of $49.99 as a solution to all life's problems?

 

[ZRH]

I'm still trying to figure out what this thing is.

Is this thing a USELESS INDUSTRIES A2ACTU MODEL #500-XL piece of industrial equipment that comes with a datasheet with a bunch of specs giving the nominal operating pressure, the alloys of stainless you're using and a list of available single-phase/three-phase power options?

Or is it made overseas at minimum possible cost out of injection molded overmoded plastic with cheap corrugated plastic hoses and a shitty wall wart, and sold on TV for 3 easy payments of $49.99 as a solution to all life's problems?

I'm just saying everyone went weird about Dory's period and then there is this...

 

[fly]

I'm still trying to figure out what this thing is.

Is this thing a USELESS INDUSTRIES A2ACTU MODEL #500-XL piece of industrial equipment that comes with a datasheet with a bunch of specs giving the nominal operating pressure, the alloys of stainless you're using and a list of available single-phase/three-phase power options?

Or is it made overseas at minimum possible cost out of injection molded overmoded plastic with cheap corrugated plastic hoses and a shitty wall wart, and sold on TV for 3 easy payments of $49.99 as a solution to all life's problems?

@Mean Mr. Mustard has been QA'ing this thing for years.

 

[Jehannum]

@Mean Mr. Mustard has been QA'ing this thing for years.

He's gotta make up for your complete lack of testing on your plex box somehow.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

@Mean Mr. Mustard has been QA'ing this thing for years.

The first production trial run in the Philippines was problematic because they kept asking for it to be sized for a monitor lizard for some reason.

 

[fly]

The first production trial run in the Philippines was problematic because they kept asking for it to be sized for a monitor lizard for some reason.

But now we know it will work on my horse masked Filipino boy.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

But now we know it will work on my horse masked Filipino boy.

@NukesII

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

But now we know it will work on my horse masked Filipino boy.

 

[ZRH]

Yay the girl I was with all monday is coughy... She don't have any rapid tests either.

 

[ZRH]

Wait a second...

"said Gov. Kathy Hochul, speaking near the scene of the attack."
Today

"New York Gov. Kathy Hochul tested positive for COVID-19 on Sunday, saying she will isolate and work remotely this week."
Last week.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

Wait a second...

"said Gov. Kathy Hochul, speaking near the scene of the attack."
Today

"New York Gov. Kathy Hochul tested positive for COVID-19 on Sunday, saying she will isolate and work remotely this week."
Last week.

A Nazi killed a bunch of people and this is your issue? Such cop.

 

[ZRH]

A Nazi killed a bunch of people and this is your issue? Such cop.

Eh details matter.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Eh details matter.

And the detail that matters is "a Nazi killed a bunch of people."