You should start a "hoovered <blah> schneef off of <flerp>" conversation from there.Uber Wheaton is becoming very comfortable with our text exchanges it seems..
slow down sir, you haven’t even bought me a quinoa salad yet…
sigh. I know its funny for the internet, but you gotta remember theres a real person on the other end of that txt, no matter how weird and delusional that person is.
You should start a "hoovered schneef off of " conversation from there.
Like, "I've been fucked by the gated stickshift in CEO's Ferrari 308."
It's not like Wil isn't doing this to six other chicks.sigh. I know its funny for the internet, but you gotta remember theres a real person on the other end of that txt, no matter how weird and delusional that person is.
"No, just in the back seat of a Camry"Uber Wheaton is becoming very comfortable with our text exchanges it seems..
slow down sir, you haven’t even bought me a quinoa salad yet…
It's not like Wil isn't doing this to six other chicks.
That's not the point, the point is you're supposed to double down and say something even grosser.who TF has sex in the front seat?
no room
ewww
That's not the point, the point is you're supposed to double down and say something even grosser.
Now you're getting it.oh i should have said:
one time i had sex in the trunk of a car after the guy unlocked me and finally let me out
Bent over the trunk of a two-seat convertible with the roof down.who TF has sex in the front seat?
no room
ewww
Bent over the trunk of a two-seat convertible with the roof down.
#miatalife
When you say it that way it sounds like only one person was bent over.When you say it that way it's not real clear who was bent over.
The midget rode in the trunk?