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Apparently I registered my account on this useless forum 15 years ago. What was I thinking?
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
I really dont like this one
The text was giving me fits and its not how i wanted it, so i settled with whats here
Meh
The text was giving me fits and its not how i wanted it, so i settled with whats here
Meh
yeah I just got my Grumpy badge the other day and was like oh damb
I can't wait for the day I get get high off breakfast. I have egg shitting machines that would rival the finest grow ops.
Mustard being some sort of cryptic, deviant, really talented cartoonist makes sense if you think about it.
Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
Yeah it is
I may go ahead and re-do the text on that one the way I wanted its really pissin me off the way it is now
It appears to be the same shade as the stuff on the base of the toilet.
I went to a lot of parties, some I shouldn’t have. And one I took a friend to, and he definitely shouldn’t have been there. I told him he’d be on his own, he knew it going in. So what followed, I couldn’t be held responsible for any of it.
About an hour and a half in, the dude is passed out in the bathroom. It’s at a bar, and not a “nice” bar either. Loaded with guys on two wheels, if you get my drift. He’s in one of the two stalls, and he’s getting a “little” wet. Uh oh.
About another hour goes by, I go to check on him. He had fallen in between the toilet and the stall “wall”, and guys had been “mistaking” him for the bowl. Yep. Soaked in piss. Luckily, nobody had started shitting on him, yet, so I grabbed his fucking ass and got him out right then before it got any worse. Because it would’ve, I knew these guys. He was going to become a chocolate pudding cake soon.
Goddamn pansies, everywhere.
Careful out there,, fellas.
About an hour and a half in, the dude is passed out in the bathroom. It’s at a bar, and not a “nice” bar either. Loaded with guys on two wheels, if you get my drift. He’s in one of the two stalls, and he’s getting a “little” wet. Uh oh.
About another hour goes by, I go to check on him. He had fallen in between the toilet and the stall “wall”, and guys had been “mistaking” him for the bowl. Yep. Soaked in piss. Luckily, nobody had started shitting on him, yet, so I grabbed his fucking ass and got him out right then before it got any worse. Because it would’ve, I knew these guys. He was going to become a chocolate pudding cake soon.
Goddamn pansies, everywhere.
Careful out there,, fellas.
The local fox station now plays chick all star wrestling after the local news. That should tell you something about the target demographic.
What ever happened to hacksaw Jim Duggan.
What ever happened to hacksaw Jim Duggan.
I turned my 75 year old mom on to the traveling wilburys. She digs it, likes the music.
It's only a small step between there and AC/DC right?
It's only a small step between there and AC/DC right?
She's pretty open minded, into some folkyhippydippy stuff.
One time we were driving home from somewhere and teach your children well came on the radio. I told her how Jerry Garcia played lap steel on that tune.
She's not into all the acid free love shit but she recognizes good music when she hears it.
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