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Little Caesars took their $5 pepperoni, folded it in an odd shape, called it a calzone, and is charging $8.49. Man I admire that company. Millions of listless Americans will be marbling their scarcely used musculature on that stuff while tuned into their PS5.
Gonna make cooking them that much easier.
 
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HipHugHer said:
Little Caesars took their $5 pepperoni, folded it in an odd shape, called it a calzone, and is charging $8.49. Man I admire that company. Millions of listless Americans will be marbling their scarcely used musculature on that stuff while tuned into their PS5.
Gonna make cooking them that much easier.
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Before I checked in here, they were running a commercial for a Stuffed Crust Pizza that had cheese AND pepperoni in the crust and I commented to my son that I wanted to have one of those before I kick. I think it came and went.

The way the pros photograph food and shoot food commercials. Man, they make it look so good. I’ve had less than one complete LC pizza in my life but I wanted that one pretty bad.
 
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I love LOVE In & Out Burger cuz Im a basic bitch and CA has tons of them, however I no longer eat red meat and when I tried to go down that road last month to see how it felt like after a year, it didn't end well.
my self control is gonna be on high alert cuz that shit is beyond delishuz
 
Immigrant said:
Before I checked in here, they were running a commercial for a Stuffed Crust Pizza that had cheese AND pepperoni in the crust and I commented to my son that I wanted to have one of those before I kick. I think it came and went.

The way the pros photograph food and shoot food commercials. Man, they make it look so good. I’ve had less than one complete LC pizza in my life but I wanted that one pretty bad.
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There's an entire niche of photography for food advertising photographers. They know how to make shit look better than it is. One of their tricks when photographing hamburgers/cheeseburgers is to slide the buns towards the back and pinch the down back there, usually with an office folder clip or something, thereby making the meat, cheese, and toppings look huge and delicious when viewed from the front. Then you get the actual product and you're like wtf is this.
 
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Agreed with wetville - crock pot pulled pork is pretty sad. I'd go so far to say it's a symptom of deep depression.

I'm sure you'll try to hide it by claiming that the "coca cola and mustard and liquid smoke" bullshit recipe you used tasted good at all, but come on dude, you've got a smoker. You sure you're OK?
 
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gee said:
Agreed with wetville - crock pot pulled pork is pretty sad. I'd go so far to say it's a symptom of deep depression.

I'm sure you'll try to hide it by claiming that the "coca cola and mustard and liquid smoke" bullshit recipe you used tasted good at all, but come on dude, you've got a smoker. You sure you're OK?
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No, asshole.

I used a bottle of Fat Tire and salt and pepper.

Then when it was done and shredded I added some Chili Lime rub.

Everyone loved it.

It’s a shame you’re such a miserable and judgey turd of a person.
 
gee said:
Agreed with wetville - crock pot pulled pork is pretty sad. I'd go so far to say it's a symptom of deep depression.

I'm sure you'll try to hide it by claiming that the "coca cola and mustard and liquid smoke" bullshit recipe you used tasted good at all, but come on dude, you've got a smoker. You sure you're OK?
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ive made some pretty damn good instant pot pulled pork
 
Valve1138 said:
No, asshole.

I used a bottle of Fat Tire and salt and pepper.

Then when it was done and shredded I added some Chili Lime rub.

Everyone loved it.

It’s a shame you’re such a miserable and judgey turd of a person.
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Haha now you're all riled up defending your crock pot pulled pork
 
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